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Larry's proverbs

1.A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
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Thought For The Day

 "GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" Don't be flattered, This message was sent to ME ...
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Woody Allen Quotes

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Robin Williams Quot

Robin Williams Quotes Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Robin Williams When the media ask him (President George Bush) ...
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Joan Rivers Funny Quotes

Joan Rivers Funny Quotes My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on - Joan Rivers A man can sleep around, no ...
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Billy Connolly Funny Quotes

Billy Connolly Funny Quotes The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly Marriage ...
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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain Quotes The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, ...
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Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson Quotes If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson For three days after death ...
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Oscar Wilde Funny Quotes

Oscar Wilde Funny Quotes A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde I can resist everything ...
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Bill Cosby Funny Quotes

Bill Cosby Funny Quotes A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. . - Bill Cosby Human beings ...
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Larry's proverbs

1.A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the

Thought For The Day

 "GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You're blessed with both!" Don't be flattered, This message was sent to ME

Johnny Carson Quotes

Johnny Carson Quotes If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson For three days after death

Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain Quotes The report of my death was an exaggeration. - Mark Twain Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,

Billy Connolly Funny Quotes

Billy Connolly Funny Quotes The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly Marriage

Joan Rivers Funny Quotes

Joan Rivers Funny Quotes My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on - Joan Rivers A man can sleep around, no

Robin Williams Quot

Robin Williams Quotes Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Robin Williams When the media ask him (President George Bush)

Woody Allen Quotes

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Bill Cosby Funny Quotes

Bill Cosby Funny Quotes A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. . - Bill Cosby Human beings

Oscar Wilde Funny Quotes

Oscar Wilde Funny Quotes A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde I can resist everything
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